Yo mama so fat I told her to touch her toes she said “What them is”
Yo mama so fat she went on Family Feud and played by herself
Yo mama so fat she farted on Tuesday morning and the smell didn’t come out til Wednesday afternoon
Yo mama so fat if you wanna smash you gotta roll her in white flour and look for the damp spot
Yo mama so nasty she don’t use “Always” she use “Every Now and Then”
Yo mama so strong she shoot craps with car batteries
Yo mama so old when Lincoln freed the slaves she DJ’d the after party
Yo mama so big and fat she eat baked potatoes like sunflower seeds
Yo mama breasts so long and saggy they look like brown church socks full of mud
Yo mama so old she cant control her bladder, her nickname at the Senior Citizen home is “Pissy Elliott”
Yo mama so old the bottom half of her legs fell off from gout, now errbody call her “Knee-Knee”
Yo mama so tall she got a job waxing city bus roofs
Yo mama so tall she got a job cleaning NBA backboards
Yo mama neck so thick a cop put a choke hold on her and HE passed out
Yo mama teeth so spaced out she floss with jumper cables
Yo mama so black when she breastfeeds hot coffee comes out
Yo mama is so nasty she bathe in salt water to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo mama so gay Steve Harvey wrote a book about her called “Think Like a Man, and Look Like One Too”
Yo mama so fat she use sofa cushions for tampons
Yo mama so dumb I asked her what’s the capital of Texas, she said “T”
Yo mama so dumb she failed a blood test
Yo mama so dumb she thought Grape Nuts was a STD
Yo mama so dumb she called me to get my phone number
Yo mama so dumb she filled the inside of her car with water so she could use the car pool lane
Yo mama so dumb she tried to use her bus pass at Subway
Yo Mama nickname in high school was “the Bartender” cuz everybody around her got a shot
In high school yo mama nickname was “end zone” cuz all the football players had ran thru it
In high school yo mama nickname was “swimming pool” cuz everybody jumped in it….
Mama so nasty in high school they called her “Fireplace” cuz anything you stuck in there came out burning
